Christmas Quiz

Christmas No.1's
What single was UK Christmas number one in both 1975 and 1991?

  1. What was the title of Mud's only UK Christmas number one?
  2. Who co-wrote Band Aid's "Do They Know It's Christmas?" with Bob Geldof?
  3. Who had a US number one in 1949 with "Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer"?
  4. Who beat Take That to the Christmas number one spot in 1993?
  5. Which song was a UK Christmas number one for two different artists?
  6. Which Christmas song opens with the line, "Are you hanging up your stocking on the wall"?
  7. The Beatles had three consecutive Christmas number ones in the 60s, who repeated this feat in the 90s?
  8. What unseasonal title gave Tom Jones the UK Christmas number 1 in 1966?
  9. Who duetted with Robbie Williams on his 2001 Christmas number 1, "Something Stupid"?
  10. Who sang the opening line of "Do They Know It's Christmas" for Band Aid in 1984?
  11. "Fairy-tale of New York" has never reached number one, what's the highest position in the charts achieved ?
  12. What was the first Beatles' Christmas number one?
  13. What were the names of the "Two Little Boys" in the 1969 Christmas number one?
  14. Which British group had the last Christmas number one of the seventies?
  15. As at 2015 who has had the most UK Christmas number ones?
  16. What was the Spice Girls last UK Christmas number one in 1998?
  17. Who sang the opening line of "Do They Know It's Christmas" for Band Aid II in 1989?
  18. What was the first UK Christmas number one in 1952?
  19. Which festive hit contains the line "Another year over, and a new one just begun" ?

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Christmas Cracker Jokes
Here are some really bad Christmas cracker jokes courtesy of

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can 'ho ho ho'!

Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low "elf" esteem!

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!

What did the sea Say to Santa?
Nothing! It just waved!

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!

Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it 'soots' him!

What do you call Santa's little helpers?
Subordinate clauses!

What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet!

Where does Santa go when he's sick?
To the elf center!

What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
Saint Nickel-less!

Where do elves go to dance?
Christmas Balls!

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Krisp Kringle!

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!

What's worse than Rudolph with a runny nose?
Frosty the snowman with a hot flush!

Did Rudolph go to school?
No. He was Elf-taught!

Why did the Rudolph cross the road?
Because he was tied to the chicken!

What do you call Rudolph with lots of snow in his ears?
Anything you want, he can't hear you!

What did Santa ask Rudolph about the weather?
Is it going to rain dear?!

Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!

Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

When is a boat just like snow?
When its adrift!

What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!

What carol is heard in the desert?
O camel ye faithful!

What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

What's green, covered in tinsel and goes 'ribbet ribbet'?
A Mistle-toad!

Why do ghosts live in the fridge?
Because it's cool!

What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
He got 25 days!

Why are Christmas Trees like bad knitters? They keep loosing their needles!

What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A pineapple!

What's the best thing to put into a Christmas Cake?
Your teeth!

What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle Smells!

Why is everyone so thirsty at the north pole?
No well, no well!

Why don't penguins fly?
Because they're not tall enough to be pilots!

What do sheep say at Christmas?
Wool-tide Bleatings! or A Merry Christmas to Ewe!

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

What's green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?

What do you call a three legged donkey?
A wonky donkey!